Wise Words of Mr. Bell

Who had humanities with me?? That's right -you guys rock. Well remember how i wrote all those quotes on the back of my binder? Some of them are rubbing off so I decided to immortalize them by writing them on the blog. And I thought it might brighten a few days and start some laughs and some good memories. For all those who didnt have humanities - read anyway cause they are funny and I am sure he used some of the same jokes. :) Enjoy.

Spantafic

Mozart was a badass

Violin is second fiddle!! (a joke that only he got – because he sat there laughing and slapping his knee while all of us stared at him…)

Music is no longer the red-headed stepchild in the family of humanity.

Can you call a man a brunette? He’s a brunette….

Pardon me as I moisturize…

I love it when you call me big papa…. Haydn. (singing)

The music history train begins…. All aboard!! WOO WOO!!!

My redneck past nips at my heels

Nice gambs (legs)

To castrate….. (pause)…..ooohh (looking castrate up in the dictionary)

Are you a woman of excellence??? (what the one lady yelled at him when he tried to take a cookie on the “women of excellence” day)

Belioz took the baton from Beethoven and carried on with music history in his left hand.

I have found that if I stay quiet than I lose you in 15 seconds. I feel like I am performing. LOOK!! SHINY SHINY!!!!

School isn’t punishment for being a teenager.

Even as I was writing this I was like – God this is so boring!! I don’t want to write another word!!

Some people kept their hearts on their sleeves. Sant Columbe took his out and rubbed it all over himself.

Look at this church – it looks like it has been burned by the hand of art. Baroque puked in this church!

There is so much negativity towards this class that I think if we did anything else it would be hateful.\
Awwwww….. dude! (while looking for his pen)

Baroque blah blah blah... oooh!! A penny!! Oh No!! wrong side up! Don't Touch!! Anyway- Baroque.... (he didn't really say blah blah blah, but i wasn't paying attention so i can't actually write what he was saying)

I am trying to get the lights to turn on... it's like we are in a club! ooonz ooonz ooonz oonz (light flickers) - (he was flicking the lights on and off and making the club beat noise)

Here are some quotes from choir as well. That binder didn''t have as many on it and they are rubbing off really badly (these are the only ones I can read and I can't find the paper that I wrote them all down on). So here they are. Enjoy. :)

I am a delicate flower!

I have the brain of a two year old!

SCARE THE CHILDREN (talking about when we sing Carmina Burana)

Joyrides in the car of digression

Embrace the dissonance (while making the hugging motion with his arms)

Have you ever tried to catch a greased pig??